skuriles oder andere dinge, die einen zum lachen bringen

[Johannes]

Nein, ich bin der hier:

"Ich hasse es, wenn ich meine Hose ausziehe, die Enttäuschung in den Gesichtern der Frauen zu sehen. Ich möchte, dass sie sich fürchten."

[BucephalousBouncingBall]

ganz besonders die neueste live-platte, akopalüze nau!!

("..das schlimmste beim menschen ist neid, und die schlimmste form von neid ist neid/night of the proms-der prominentenneid!")

[BucephalousBouncingBall]

a jokes so hard to find that dont make fun of somebody or dirty..you know, bad jokes.well heres one maybe you havent heard.this guy is drivin down the freeway and hes got three penguins in his backseat.a policeman sees him and the policeman has had a long day and pulls him over and says look man, i dont want them penguins on my freeway.just get them off my street and take em to the zoo.guy says yes, sir! and walks off. next day the guy is drivin down the freeway again and the penguins are in his backseat and they all got shades on.policemen sees him and boy, hes just not amused.he pulls him over and say look, i told you to take them penguins to the zoo. the guy say yes, sir!today were going to the beach.